if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)
mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!!
hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)
my favorite kim k moment is when she was concerned her taste buds were changing because she ate an olive and liked it but didn’t want to