people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg. even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!” like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE. I WILL SEE U AT HOME. LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.
me: it’s a long story
person: i have time!
"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead